what did Snow White say when her photographs weren’t ready? 

someday my prints will come…

what’s E.T. short for? 

he’s got little legs.

what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? 

a carrot!

what do you call a woman with one leg? 

Ilean.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 

el-if-i-no

what do you call a man with no body and no nose? 

nobody knows….

why did the right triangle go to the beach? 

because it was 90 degrees

where do you find a turtle with no legs? 

right where you left it

why do cows wear bells? 

their horns don’t work

wanna hear a cat joke? 

nah, just kitten

what do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? 

a tangent.

what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, who hangs on the wall? 

Art!

what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and who lies on the floor? 

Matt.

what do you get when you drop a piano on the battlefield? 

A flat major

what do you call a cow who can’t give milk? 

a milk dud.